So Fofa is the greatest holiday. In case you don't know what it is like read my past post.
Now I want to talk more about my excitement. I am so excited I have already ordered a swimsuit on eBay just for the occasion... and a beer helmet on Amazon.
This is the swimsuit. HELL YES! Because nothing says USA like a confederate flag. Now, it really has nothing to do with racism. It is pure redneckery. It is the epitome of redneck. Well, really the bikini thong rebel flag swimsuit is but I am just not THAT brave.
And this is the beer helmet. Yes, a pink mohawk beer helmet.
So I can't wait for Fofa. It is going to be awesome. And of course I am going to give you all an update after Fofa... hopefully complete with pictures.
Oh and one last thing...
GOD BLESS 'MERICA